Keeping Up With Star Rail — Himeko • Nova: Caffeine Comes From Coffee Cherries | Honkai: Star Rail

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Excerpt from a communication record intercepted by a certain Lord Ravager: "Mr. Yang! How did you and that stinky raccoon run so fast!? You just left me and Dan Heng in the dust! That's SO not cool!" "Hm? It's just you and Dan Heng? Sunday's not here?" "He said the General's treating him to dinner, so he'll be eating out tonight. Long story short, he also bailed." "First of all, we weren't running off anywhere. We were simply... conducting field research on the local customs and culture of Planarcadia." "Alright, you two head on home! Himeko said she's not cooking tonight! Dan Heng's taking over the kitchen today! Exciting, right?" "March, we're all adults here. You really think we'd skip town just to dodge something like that? You're underestimating Mr. Yang." "You're obviously just throwing a tantrum! Just come home already!" "I keep telling you, we're all adults here..." "So?" "...So you need to get her words in writing. Otherwise, we're not going back. Period." ※ The stats displaye