Moana - An Ugly, Soulless, Pointless Disaster
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It really is the remake to end all remakes (hopefully). A shot-for-shot, beat-for-beat remake of an animated movie that came out less than a decade ago, that does nothing new and looks worse than the original. Avoid Moana, just like everyone else is.
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