Journalists are Perverts for Kids’ Movies
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In April 2026, Kotaku published an article declaring Bowser from the Super Mario Galaxy movie is bisexual. The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is rated PG. It is an animated children's film for children. While you’re watching this video, there are likely hundreds, if not thousands, of small children in theaters right now watching this film with their parents. And yet, a major news publication with a focus on entertainment has decided it’s okay to discuss and make claims about a cartoon turtle’s sexual orientation to generate website clicks. A day earlier, the same outlet published an article connecting Fox McCloud—another character from that same PG-rated children's film—to the furry fetish community. • • • Try the Wizard's Hot Cocoa https://FakeWizard.com • • • Discover NEW Games from Indie Developers Visit https://FakePortal.com • • • Indie Game Shoutouts are provided solely for informational/editorial purposes and are not sponsored, endorsed, or otherwise paid for; Fake Portal is offered
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